Alright, I know you've been waitin for it, and now you get to read it. It's my hand picked 10 mini-rants in celebration of my 10th Rant Blog Post. It took me a while to figure out what I was gonna "nit-pick" at, but in the end, I think you'll agree with me with the choices I picked. They are in no certain order, just random things that piss me off. Ok so here we go...

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1. What ever happened to people saying goodbye on the phone anymore? I get goodbyes from a certain few but its like if someone makes a plan with someone else most of the time they end it with "k cool" and then they hang up. Same thing happens online too when I'm on AIM, MSN, and Yahoo... its like we are in the middle of a conversation and then "sign off". And not like that "i got kicked off" kinda signed off, its more like "oh the convo died a while ago, and im bored so im not gonna talk to you anymore" kind of sign off. Gee thanx, I feel so un-important.

2. And speaking of phones, why is it that the people with the stupidest ringers dont know how or when to turn their phones on vibrate whether their at work or at a movie theater? Like really... are you THAT fuckin lazy or stupid to not remember to keep your phone quiet in certain places? Or do you really like that kind of awkward attention?

3. If you are between the ages of 13 and 17, and like to constantly harass people by posting internet memes, or a link to something that you found that you think is the best thing ever... please, stay the FUCK away from me... far, FAR away. if you are over 18 and still do this shit... GET A FUCKING LIFE!! Seriously, your an adult now, you could be doing MUCH better things with your spare time than acting like you still belong in middle school/high school.

4. Speaking of the internet, TROLLS piss me off so fucking much. These are the kind of people you see all the time on forums, which is why I stopped hanging out on forums to begin with. They cause so much fuckin drama and make people's internet experience less enjoyable. Nevermind the fact that they "zero bomb" my song submissions on newgrounds... which REALLY pisses me off cause i put alot of work into my creations, if your gonna give it a low grade, at least give a reason as to why you did.

5. Anime fanatics... my god what annoying fucks these are. These are the kind of people that have no grasp on reality. They eat, sleep, breath, and shit anime all day and night, and are usually the type of people that spit out shit like "KAWAI!" or "DESU!". Please to stay away from me too. Your lucky screens are solid and not the kind that you can go through, otherwise id be shovin my fist through it multiple times to punch these annoying fucks in the face.

6. People taking movies out of context. It's happenin alot, like they think that every fuckin movie they see has some hidden message or meaning to it. And if you think I'm jokin, think back to when the "passion of christ" was released, and then you'll know EXACTLY what I'm talkin about. it was just an INTERPRETATION of the story of Jesus, not the ACTUAL story. Anywho, my mom did that same shit when we saw the movie "Up" (SPOILER ALERT, SPOILER ALERT). In the beginning when they were showing how the kids grew up, got married, living together, growing old together, forgettin bout their dream, then the wife dies, my mom bawed her eyes out. She was all like "see, life is too short, you cant wait so long to accomplish what you wanna do", and im just lookin at her with this pathetic look like "......... its just a fuckin movie mom, get over it".

7. Speakin of movies, MOVIES + VIDEO GAMES = VERY BAD IDEA!!! Is Hollywood THAT fuckin stupid that they haven't gotten the hint by now after all the other shitty VG movies they made? Super Mario Bros., Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat... they all SUCKED and at most times didnt relate to the video game at all. Their still doin that same shit too. The latest one they did was a Chun-Li movie, which fuckin blew balls cause that's not the Chun-Li i grew up with and loved, and if you were born in the late 80's and grew up playin street fighter on SNES or Genesis, you would agree with me too. And another thing, all these superhero characters and good guys being all conflicted and shit. "waaaaaaaaaaaah whats my purpose in life?" "waaaaaaaaaah how can i cope with this?". FUCKIN EMOS!! You see people? I told you the EMO problem was really bad cause half of the actors in them are just that. But I digress. If that wasn't bad enough their makin live action movies of ANIME now... that new Dragonball movie... TOTAL FUCKIN GARBAGE!!! HOW THE FUCK DID THEY RUIN PICCOLO?!?!! And don't get me started with the plot and storyline.

8. Ok THIS issue I HAVE to address, I dont care if it IS such a big secret or not, and this is gonna get sexually graphic, so if you dont wanna read this one, then dont. It saddens me that women have no idea what goes on down their with their own vaginas. Yes, this isnt a joke, and I know some of you guys are like "wtf are you talking about?", but let me explain. Remember one time in elementary school where they seperated the boys from the girls and both grouped watch a video about "the natural changes of our bodies"? Yea well while we learning about how much bigger and hairier we were gonna get, the girls were fuckin being brainwashed with scare tactics and lies. I swear I had one woman I used to be friends with tell me about this, and I have a porno explaining the same shit too. They told all the girls that they should be afraid of their body and privates, to not be concerned about what goes on down there, and that making a mess during sex is very bad... they HAVE to be lady-like and clean up. I only have three words for that... FUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT SHIT!!! Seriously, vaginas are nothing to be afraid of, in fact i LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE them (i have women that can voutch for that too, lol). Ladies, you SHOULD know what goes on down there... some of it might be complicated, but wouldn't you feel more relieved knowing how your vaginas work? And that whole bit about not being messy... thats bullshit. If guys can cum all over the fuckin place, I think women are allowed to do the same shit. Yes, I'm talkin bout "Female Ejaculation" (a.k.a. Squirting). That shit is fuckin hott... its the #1 thing that turns me on the most, and fuck you all that don't understand where I'm comin from. Plus it gives the women a better orgasm when they do it. I think it doesn't happen as often as it should because alot of guys out there are FUCKIN RETARDED!! It's not pee you morons!!! You know how guys cum out of the same hole they pee out of? Same shit for women, only instead of it being a creamy whte liquid, its a clear, odorless liquid, produced by a gland thats in the same area where the vaginal sponge is (also known as the G-Spot). Hence why the G-Spot is also known as the "Woman's Prostate". Trust me on this, I've done my homework and research on the matter.

9. Flakers, and their are a whole bunch of them on this shit island that I live in. These are the people that make plans with you but then do one of the following... A. cancel last minute. B. Show up half hour late (or longer). Or C. dont show up at all and then come up with this lame bullshit excuse as to why they didnt show up like they promised they would. I hate flakers so very very much. This is usually how you can tell if they are a fake person/friend or not.

10. Hypocrites. My god these people piss me off so much. These are people that are against something, they bitch about it, but then do the EXACT thing they are against and bitch about.... WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAT?!?!? Here's what I mean... lets say you know someone that tells you that they don't drink (whether they dont like the taste or whatever), only to find out that they went to a party one night after they told you that and got wasted playin a game of beer pong. THAT is a hypocrite. Basically you can spot one easily if they lie through their teeth about shit. it's like wtf ever happened to being honest with yourself anymore??

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So there you have it... the 10 hand picked mini-rants. This doesn't mean that my rant series is over. I still have the long waited "media" rant to talk about, so keep your eyes peeled for rant 11, and hope you have enjoyed these 10 rants of mine.